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queerin' don't make the world work [Jun. 8th, 2007|08:42 am]
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sigarilyo
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[Current Mood |infuriatedinfuriated]

In every discussion board, there is that thread. That one thread wherein everyone's responses were written in the language of massive FAIL. The thread where you wished you could rebut each and every statement already posted, but you can't because your hands are sweaty and shaking with rage and you're afraid that you won't be able to remain civil.

For me, it was the homosexuality thread at the Xientian.com forums. (I'll be C&P-ing all posts, because the thread has since been merged with the bisexuality thread, making it a humongous clusterfuck of FAIL.)

It happens. I cry and rock myself to sleep.Collapse )

To be fair, though, there were some voices of reason, like this lonely soulCollapse )

Finally, I couldn't stand it anymore. In between the usage of the word "homos" like it's suddenly acceptable to call lesbians and gays that and the stinking stench of moral superiority, I just. Couldn't. Take. It. Anymore. So I replied. Unleash the pink rage-filled CAPSLOCK OF DOOM~!Collapse ) A little vicious? Yeah. I had to edit it a couple of times because some of my thoughts were a little too offensive and insult-riddled, not to mention punctuated by the f-bomb. But, hey, I tried to be rational, open to debate and most of all, tried to go back to the original topic, which everyone seemed to have forgotten.

After posting, I left the forums and wandered the intarwebz to cool off my anger. I had a sudden, sinking premonition that no one would reply to my post. I even mentioned it to ulop, telling her that I was a "discussion killer".

Man, I'm like psychic or something. I should use my powers to win the Lotto.

At around 9:30 pm, ulop called me and said that the discussion had been locked. Sure enough -
by sorc21 on Thu Jun 07, 2007 8:36 pm
Topic locked. Discussion has reached its climax. Will also be moved to the Archives.


Locked?

LOCKED?

LOCKED?!?!?!

What kind of motherfucking BS is "Discussion has reached its climax."?! That wasn't climax—hell, that wasn't even first fucking base! If I were wanking off, that would be the part where I wash my hands! OH MY GOD. Climax, my ass.

It's interesting to note that the mod(?) who locked and archived the discussion was the OP. S/h/it was also the one, during the course of the thread, who posted the most homophobic statements. Coincidence? I don't think so.

Fuck this shit, man.
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you're clogging the tubes, people! [Nov. 15th, 2006|08:27 pm]
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sigarilyo
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[Current Mood |irateirate]
[Current Music |cry me a motherfucking river, bitches]

Okay, seriously, let's get some facts straight.

FACT Posting song lyrics on your blog only shows how AMAZING and LEEETCAKES you are in COPYING AND PASTING SONG LYRICS FROM SOME WEBSITE THAT ANY RETARD CAN FIND ON GOOGLE IN 0.000054 SECONDS.

FACT Plastering random, useless Javascript on your blog = NO. Embedding music into your blog = NO. Raping the ellipses to dramatize your angst = OH FUCK NO.

FACT If you type like you were dropped on the head as a child, I will treat you like you were dropped on the head as a child. I will also probably drop-kick you in the face for good measure.

JUST BECAUSE THIS IS THE INTERNET DOES NOT MEAN THAT YOU CAN THROW ALL POSSIBLE RULES OF GRAMMAR, SPELLING AND PUNCTUATION OUT OF THE WINDOW. EVERY DAY, PEOPLE ARE LOOKING AT YOUR WEBSITE AND REDAING YOUR ENTRIES AND YES, VIRGINIA, THEY'RE PROBABLY THINKING, "GOOD GOD, I THINK I MAY NEED TO BE SPECTACULARLY SMASHED IN ORDER TO UNDERSTAND HALF THIS BULLSHIT."

FACT Anyone who says that they're a princess/goddess/king/whatever the fuckety-fuck, isn't. Especially if you post pictures of yourself in your best tragic/mysterious/soulful/help help a bird just crapped in my pants pose.

Additionally, certified "rakistas" will be required to have sex with an aging '80's rock star, then set on fire.

AND THE MOST IMPORTANT FACT OF ALL

HAVING A BLOG DOES NOT QUALIFY YOU TO BE A SPECIAL AND UNIQUE SNOWFLAKE. THERE ARE OVER 75 MILLION BLOGS ON THE INTERNET, AND NO ONE REALLY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOURS. DEAL WITH IT.
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gyahhh. [Sep. 26th, 2006|05:56 pm]
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sigarilyo
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[Current Mood |bitchybitchy]

I thought it wasn't possible, but it is:

THIS YEAR'S ISSUE OF THE ELECTRON/BANYUHAY BANYUTRON SUCKS MORE THAN LAST YEAR'S.

Gawd help us.
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We want you. [May. 25th, 2006|03:22 pm]
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sigarilyo
Or rather, we want your comments, suggestions and general reactions. Specific reactions to certain posts can be posted at the posts that caused said reactions. Violence will amuse us.

Post them here. Yes, even you people without LJs* can do it.

P.S. Your IPs are logged.

* But there's actually no excuse for not having an LJ. They're free.
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a short history of getting pissed off. [May. 25th, 2006|03:05 pm]
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sigarilyo
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Capostrato started out when two randomly pissed-off Scientians (sigarilyo and ulop) decided to make their random pissed-off-ness known to the great wild intarnets. These two students were particularly fed up with all of the ridiculous and annoying shit going down in their high school. Hence, Capostrato came into being.

It was hosted at alapaapORG at the URL http://capostrato.alapaap.org for almost a full year, gaining a respectable amount of comments and readers (although it must be noted that the number of comments and readers were respectable, not the comments and readers themselves.) Capo discussed the burning issues of the day (like school elections and the annual Battle of the Bands) and the not-so-burning (teachers having a party in their pants, a k a dancing).

Unfortunately, alapaapORG went, "Fuck y'all!" and died. Capo died with it because the owner was, like, "WTF MySQL?" and didn't know how to resurrect Wordpress-shaped things (and spell "resurrect", apparently). You can see the vestiges of Capo here.

It didn't matter, really, to the two r.p.-o.'ed Scientians, because they were graduating and having a blog that documented the asshattery of QCSHS students was not a very huge priority.

Then the Scientian forums rose from its grave, and brought with it the kind of stupidity that needs to be mocked. Over and over again. sigarilyo did, but was worried the sane people on her flist would protest. Calls for WTF STFU TL;DR! apparently needed a space for their own. Hence, the LJ comm.
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